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Send my butthole a Get Well Card! Early morning again, One of these days I will be able to post my silly or expose content on this site, I just have to find a time when interesting things aren't happening to me. Unfortunately, something horrid did happen to me yesterday so let's talk about that. I had a small accident with a client yesterday, which will put me out of business for next week because I cannot do any Greek work, next week being my period. This pretty much sucks because this month is a light month in terms of sales and next month I will be laid up with the surgery. Anyway, what happened, for those of you who read this for sex ed, was we were fucking really hard in doggy style. I had just faked an orgasm, and I wanted to try and get this guy off. He was decently hung, a 7, and thick but I just couldn't get off. So, I decided to thrust backwards with more force. I assume he was doing the same with the forward thrusts as the encounter was generally a rough one overall. Anyway, on the third backthrust of the set I must have pulled completely off his cock because when I went back on it, it smashed against my taint and the upper part of my asshole. Now, I know it wasn't completely his fault or mine, it was just bad timing, but it hurt like bloody hell. It was possibly one of the worst pains I have ever had during sex. I immediately jumped up screaming (nothing like a screaming whore to ruin the moment) and grabbing my bum. I went through one of those long "Oh God/oh shit" sequences and checked to see if it was bleeding. It was. I didn't know how bad it was and said client offered to look for me. Not really useful, but I got him to agree to holding a mirror for me to check it. It's not horrible, just part of the taint and the upper part of the asshole. Unfortunately, I don't know how long it will take to heal. So, I'm putting Vitamin E and Neosporin on the bitch and cleaning it whenever I take a shit. I've notified all my upcoming clients that there will be no Greek this week due to this accident. I know that I probably shouldn't even take clients, but the tears are far enough back that if I am careful about condom use and fluids I should be all right. Basically, this means no more ride-em-cowgirl style sex. More like gentle rocking motions whereby I can monitor stuff. Is okay though, the guy that I had the mishap with was especially rough so not looking forward to that again, unless it's with Dan who knows my limits a bit better. That and he doesn't try and suffocate me while cumming. Though I will give said client credit, he did shoot about ten times in succession, nearly drowning me as he wouldn't let me move my head to swallow. Oh well, part of the job hazards I guess. Seems the guy who bought my book on eBay is paying me so yay! one thing sold. I still need to post the painting and get back to work on those but I'm putting Our Bodies, Ourselves on priority status so that my sister can recieve it before her birthday. My mother might kill me, but oh well, it's worth stirring up trouble. It's also a good read for those few women perusing this site. It's rather informative and stresses you knowing your body better than the doctors do, which I think is useful. Anyway, I got to go monitor my sick butthole. Poor thing is just like my car, suffering due to my negligence. Daphne |