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Wisconsin SUCKS!!!
The cattle call turned out to be just us and two other people. Over the course of the drive, I was poisoned by some shirmp from a TA truckstop. I know it was these shrimp because they were overdone and chewy to complement the underdone and also chewy pasta. Fortunately, they refunded our meals, but I had already chowed down on the shrimp thinking that they didn't taste that bad. Stupid me. These shrimp followed Murphy's Law and gave me the runs for both Friday and Saturday. Friday was the worst though because Illinois sucks and doesn't put gas stations right next to the freeway, so I ended up throwing off my jeans on the side of road into a mound of mud and snow to shoot flying wet crap from my ass. (Did I mention today's entry would be graphic? I'm sorry...) I tried to hold on through three miles of town to FIND a gas station (the car was almost empty too), but I just couldn't. I'm sure some prisoner will find my crap covered undies while doing roadside detail sometime this spring. TGI Granny Panties. And yes, I am now saving napkins and not mocking the rest of you thrifty folks. Long story short, we got to Milwaukee Friday night and spent two days learning how much Wisconsin sucked. The porn stores close at 10pm (yeah, 10pm!), the restaurants won't let you smoke, and people drive like they're scared of the road. Nobody goes over 60mph on the freeway, and all their in town streets are divided. The lights are those fucked up sideways ones or they're on the side of the street, not above them like ours. So, driving really sucked. The porn store thing did too because we couldn't meet anybody fun, even though we did visit the same store in Kenosha twice. They had nice booths but no gloryholes, and nobody wandering back there even when the store was packed. Yeah. The most fun I had sucking cock this weekend occured on the way home at the Crossroads bookstore right off the freeway in Illinios (I believe). So, Wisconsin sucks worse than Michigan for perverts, especially with the one porn store that closes at 7pm. I don't get the point of that (open long enough for the high school kids to get their jollies and then go home for dinner maybe?), but it's Wisconsin so whatever. The actual cattle call was pretty easy. We did an interview/contract discussion in the morning. I like what they have to offer, though some of the clauses are annoying. It seems Arizona law bans you from working for 6 months in porn if you have a yeast infection, which means if my bacteria get out of control even once I'm suspended from filmaking. Fortunately, there are several opportunities to work beyond that, so they assured me I'd be learning dancing or something even if I can't shoot. That's good. I will also have health insurance, learn performance skills from Vivid's old trainer, and possibly work with a dance/stripper troupe to do promotion tours. So, I'll be constantly busy if this offer works out, but I think it will a good kind of busy and I'll learn a lot. I don't know about the money yet, but I'm not worried about that. They quoted a few salaries around me, so I feel pretty confidant the offer will be nice. After the business discussion, we had lunch. The black girl who attended the meeting with us disappeared while we were gone. I was a little saddenned by that because Dan was going to audition with her and she didn't seem that bad, though she wouldn't touch another woman. She was a little unhealthy though so Dan didn't think he was missing much. When we returned, another guy was there to audition with us. They sent us upstairs to wait in our room and they met us up there. It wasn't a big camera crew, just two people, and I wasn't given any direction. We decided to do both guys at once, and I tried to make it erotic. Todd, the other guy, had his PA in and I was concerned about chipping my molars, but I gave him some hot head while keeping it at bay. He was tall and looked like Dan's old neighbor Chuck, but he had a small dick so the PA wasn't a problem to fuck with. I had him use a rubber though because I was the only one there with recent certs. So, I fucked him first, sucked Dan up, and then did Dan. They cut us in the middle of that. I told them that I could suck and fuck them off, and I could do a hot money shot if they would let me, but they told me that they had enough footage to know I could do it. Being polite, however, they retired to their room to let the three of us finish. I sucked Todd off while Dan fucked me and ate both their loads. A little fun for the trip :) Todd left after that and the casting folks returned a while later. We had another chat, more questions, and stories of bad experiences. All in all, it was pretty interesting. I asked all the questions I had, and I felt pretty confident that they liked me. They assured me the audition went well, but they were unable to give me a definate answer on whether I was accepted. Of course, they probably have to consult with some other people, but I think I'm in. The only problem I had during the shoot was being too loud, even though I was being really quiet for me. I didn't know why they cared, people fuck in hotel rooms all the time, but I guess they wanted to be discreet. When they left, we tried having fun in Wisconsin again and failed. Then we hit the road early Sunday morning with my indisgestion cured. overall, it was a good trip and White Oleander is a good novel, so I'd do it again. As for their offer, I'll know in a few days. If I take it, my real time friends might miss me as it entails moving to Scottsdale, AZ. I'm not seeing you much nowadays though, so maybe it won't even be a loss. God, I need to get out.
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