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Bobbing for Condoms, and other odd ideas Business is horrible right now. I don't know if everyone is broke or if the tax returns haven't gotten to the rest of y'all but it's dry all over I hear. So, I've got a lot of downtime and if I can get the motivation up I'll create something. Just need motivation...God I'm lazy. I did see one person this week though it was on my discount. I was hoping to hear from someone for today, but my lunch date turned out to just want to swap editing services (useful to me) for internet play so that didn't pay. It was okay though, he was the nun fetish guy I mentioned earlier, and he's MUCH more relaxing in person than the night I met him. So, he's off the creepy list for now. Anyway, back to where I was, I saw one of my old regulars who rarely drops by. This was confirmed by his mistake of throwing his rubber in my toilet. I'm usually pretty good at getting guys to let me take them off and wash them down at my sink, but he got away from me. Part of me wanted to let it go (it was only one condom, can one clog the toilet?) but, being the compulsive neat freak that I am, I feared it getting stuck and my having to explain to the super the situation. I joked to him why I don't let people throw them down there, further fears of having the repairmen pull out a huge condom ball and ask me where it came from, before I started fishing it out. I informed him I would've flushed it had any matter been in the bowl, but the only competition I had to fear was wadded up toilet paper. Of course, the paper would conceal the rubber from my finding it easily (it took 5 tries of pulling up paper by the tips of my fingers before I got it), but I eventually got it out of there. We then had a laugh over creating a toilet bowl display for Halloween where instead of bobbing for apples you'd bob for rubbers. It would be clean, of course, but sick and perverted nonetheless. The other, better, idea he had was that I should host a Mystery Science Theater 3000 type show only featuring porn. As I naturally critize porn whenever I have to watch it, I'd be great to scream comments at the screen the entire show. In fact, I'd be pretty damn easy as porn tends to suck. I'm also fairly funny and sarcastic so it might work. If anyone else, perferably someone with film skills, wants to get in on this idea let me know. I don't even have to be the human guy. I could be that freaky little red robot that looks like a gumball machine. Finally, the other idea I had was to call Durex and ask them if they would consider making a 36 pack of their Avanti line. I ordered 36 of them from undercovercondoms.com (which I highly endorse as they're awesome on price and speed) only to find that they sent me 6 boxes of 6 count packages. So, I decided to waste some money calling 411 and then long distance to Durex in Georgia. Somehow, I got the dumbest lady ever on Customer Service. I told her what I wanted, and that I probably should have called marketing though I didn't save the number. In retrospect, I really should have dialed into the medical supply line to see if I could buy a gross or so under the guise of sex therapy. Maybe there's a price break for those of us who buy condoms in bulk. Personally, I don't understand why they even make any boxes less than a 12 pack. I mean, a 3 or 6 pack doesn't last long, does it? I could see a 6 pack lasting me a week, two tops if things are really slow. If I was single and getting out there, they'd probably be gone in three days. So a 12 pack would stand for a week or so, which is about as frequent as I'd like to buy rubbers. A 24 pack would probably last most people a month, maybe two, and those of us high frequency fuckers should be able to get 36 pack boxes in the stores. I know I can through Lifestyles, but the latex is really starting to sting and I'm slutty so I think there should be more options for gals like me. Besides, buying in quantity helps with the price break. It's bad enough my condoms cost $15 a box for 6!! I got a price break buying online, but not a big one. Those 6 boxes (36 total) cost me around $50 and that's about a month's supply for me. So, give me options. I know petroleum products can't cost that much to produce. Anyway, long story short I got rubbers but no cocks to fill them with. That's going to be my want ad if I'm ever single again: Have condoms. Need cock. Will travel. Call: 248-262-6168. Just kidding, but it's pretty good even though its straight forward in a masculine way. By the way, that isn't my number though feel free to call it. :) Hopefully, I'll find some clients this coming week. Not having money sucks. Daphne |