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Bad Music, Bad Porn, Bad Schvitz....Good Comedy? Okay, I'll try not to gripe too much, but what was up with the Schvitz last night? I'm used to the upstairs being dark, despite my vocal gripings to leave the lights TURNED UP so I can see the naked people we all came here to fuck. but the music was HORRIBLE! I didn't want to interfere, so I didn't change the station, but I did bust out laughing several times when we tried to play up there. Dan also lost any sense of eroticism when Godspell was played. Long story short, bad Oldies make Daphne giggle when she should be getting aroused. On top of that though, the porn room had BAD porn, and I don't mean bad like slightly bad, I mean bad like BAD British bad. Yeah. That and watching porn without the ability to fast forward just generally sucks, but when the development to just get two girls to take off their riding pants takes 15 mins you just want to kill the pornographer. Seriously, I don't care about realism. Edit the damn thing. That and why do men in porn have to be the most disgusting men ever? I swear, this is rule! They had "Super Mario" in this one and he was this total greasy hairy slimeball of a guy who gets to fuck two young chicks. I'll give the girls credit in this one, they were decently talented except with blowjobs, but the guys were super nasty and long development sucks. "Do you feel sexy when you ride horses like that? Yeah? Do you like to go up and down on them? Show me..." Oh GoD! After I sucked Dan off with my super sucking ability after riding him for at least an hour or so, one session being at least 30 minutes of hip movement that I'm proud of as my ass is getting so tiny, we wandered into the big room to watch TV. Guess what was on? A Stallone movie. I don't know which one, but it doesn't matter. Stallone is stallone is stallone. BAAADDD Stallone. I just had to crack up. Oh, and I didn't even mention the shitty thing. When we first arrived, the truck decided to shit its shifter. So we had to push it into a space from the middle of the street! Then Dan took the shifter apart and fixed it quickly, but I had a small moment of panic wondering if we were going to get home as it was stuck in Park. All in all an interesting evening. Plans for tonight might include going to the new Improv place in Ann Arbor to do standup at their open mic tonight. I think I'm going to do my chickfight piece if I go. It's pretty good. Part of me wants to roast Dan though, as it is our anniversary weekend, so I might do that instead. We'll see. No promises I make it out though. We just bought him a PS2 and I have Dragon Rage (can't get past the tutorial yet), Castlevania something or other (looks like it will kick my ass too), and GTA Vice City (rules and a good buy compared to San Andreas right now). So, I might end up staying home and doing that next week, you never know. I'm pretty flakey nowadays. Speaking of which, I got to do some business business tomorrow, ugh. Daphne |