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My First Porno Purchase Morning kids, I'm having my morning smoke and I've decided to work on my new game Kya, which I cannot figure out, even though I know I need to find a hairstylist and start doing the last of the errands before NY. I've decided though not to go tanning, mostly due to funds but also due to my tan lines being pretty pale now, so that's one chore eliminated. Thus, the playstation. I don't have much to say about the weekend. The race was pretty dull so we left early. The Cinimini I also turned out dull so we left too early there too. Well, too early according to Dan. We left at bar rush because I was getting bored of waiting and trying to entice people . The few people I could entice turned out to be assholes so I wanted to leave. After a while, I just didn't see the point, but I'm easily discouraged. so, all in all, we had an expensive weekend that didn't amount to much. I did buy my first porno video though and I'm proud of that. It took me a while to pick one out, but I bought #229 of Overtime's series called LEZ GET CRAZY!!! It looked a little better than the other two around that price ($10) because it showed strapon penetration and a few all girl threesomes so I decided it was a good investment. (Dan's not into lessie porn so I wanted some of my own) I was leaning to Whores of the Orient by Pussyman, which was playing in the booths, but that was a $40 film, though I will highly recommend it. I jacked off and came to it twice before watching the same scenes replay over the few hours we were there got dull. It was really hot though, and I don't like Asian chicks much, because of all the strapon sex and the real orgasms. One of the actresses could just squirt buckets!!! Oh, and I did get to see part of the Paris Hilton porno, but that was boring as hell. Mostly Tommy Lee trying to convince her to get naughty, etc. Too much development, could use a cut or twelve. It also got annoying when it looped because by the time we left I could quote Tommy's disclaimer of how he has Paris setting up the camera, how she knows she's being filmed, etc. Blah. That and I just don't find Paris hot in general...too skinny!!! Anyway, here's the non-content funny. Have you seen this man on your water? (scuse the mags in the background) No? Well, they used to sell it out here in the sticks up at the local market. I think they discontinued it when we went to buy some more. I will admit that, although his face is scary, Trump's water is pretty damn good. Doesn't taste like ass like Dasini or anything like that. Seems he must be in some dire straights though because the bottle was marked down for two for $3 to $1 each. Poor Trump, I hope he's doing all right... Daphne |