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Seeing the Surgeon Hey People, still alive? Me too, but just barely avoiding an accident yesterday on my way into the surgeon's. Of course, I get to drive in the rain today and attempt to figure out my windsheild wiper repair...should be interesting. Anyways, the surgeon went well. Several cute girls in the office and the surgeon herself was smoking hot. Perfectly shaped, short, beautiful eyes and face...oh if only! I didn't fantasize much about her though because I was told to undress by the assistant before she entered. Then I learned, I didn't need to undress until later. So, I was left sitting naked and fat talking to my perfect bodied surgeon...hmm I wonder if free surgery is a perk for working there? Anyway, she came in and immediately asked if I had lost 60lbs or so in the last three years. I was amazed she spotted the weight loss, not that much but some, from the change to the organic diet. She then explained, after I showed her everything I wanted to lipo, that most of my body was fine, I just needed to get to the gym and tone my skin up. My lats, arms, and legs mostly just needed some muscle tone to firm up after the weight loss. (She also told me I had nice legs and was generally slim, which helped me a little). She was willing to lipo my stomach and upper butt however, which should be a dramatic improvement. We then talked about the boob job, which took most of the discussion. I tried on some implants in a bigger bra, and she explained that I needed to go bigger to keep it in proportion with my shoulders and hips. She also informed me that lefty is smaller than righty, which she'll even out when doing the implants. She wanted to do a D- as opposed to anything in the C range so that I'll have the pushed up shape and enough breast to look right with my shoulders. I was a little hesitant, but she showed me her portfolio and several other women of my body type did well with her advice. She explained that I have tubular breasts and that's why they lie so flat. If I get a D- boob job, they'll fill out underneath and push up like most people expect breasts to look like. I tried them on, and with a smooth tummy I'm certainly going to look like a pornstar! They jut out at least 4-5 inches more than my current mosquito bites do, and with a stomach that won't be competing with them I'm sure to have quite the hourglass figure. It will take some getting used to though, because I found them pretty huge. I'm sure I will adjust though, and I liked them once I started fantasizing about fondling them. hehe I can be such a narcissist. She left after answering my assine questions about medical implications, scarring, etc. and I felt good that she was so professional and qualified. The assitant came back in after she left and gave me a quote of $6.000 for the entire proceedure including everything except the pain medications. I was pretty impressed as I thought it would be twice as much, so now I can afford to repair the car in addition to paying off my loans and buying boobs post New York. Other than that, I moved some things into the new place and eyeballed my redneck neighbors up the complex from me. They watched me carry boxes and stuff in. I debated about saying hello, but I will save that until the weekend so they can meet both of us. We also tried watching Meet the Feebles last night, but the store tape cut out when the Hippo was hanging herself. Troma, please let me know what else happens in the movie. I'm kind of pissed about this. The tape wasn't rewound to begin with, but cutting out in the middle, that just sucks! For the rest of you, if you need a violent sexual movie about muppets/puppets/fursuiters go watch this thing. It's pretty disturbing, though the love story between the hedgehog and the white dog was pretty cute (its ending I do not know), and certainly NOT suitable for any children EVER!! All for now :P Daphne |