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The Tales of Drunk Daphne and the woes of peer pressure Ok the Advil be takin effect soon and the hangover be gone bo'. Went drinking last night. FUN AS HELL. Watched the 3/4" video too and got most of my work done as well. The tape got et though in the UMatic at work once we started the 2nd film. Luckily, I got it out intact and decided no more of that for the evening. The film Jacobsen had me watch though didn't do much for me except tell me how old everyone in the movement really is...scary. Don't meet Margo St. James in a back alley folks. Drinking was swell. We stopped off at my place so I could get some coffee after some random wandering of Angell Hall to read people's papers in the English department. Jewboy's friend, who I will name Halfie because he is half Indian and half black but acts all white until he gets drunk because he is from Saginaw and then Barbados, was with us and we had a hell of a fun time getting him drunk. Went to Meijer's and bought the wine in a box because I said we should drink that at least one time to be slummy (although I must admit the wine in a box is DAMN good for 5 Liters of the shit). Headed back to Halfie's apartment nearby to hang out with him and his roommate who knew what we were up to. Jewboy was the only one at this point who had seen Halfie drunk, his roommate, who I will name Coolie because Halfie called him that because Coolie is all Indian from Oakland County (hanging with the rich guys), had never seen him so and we were all in for a big shock. We played Monopoly for awhile and after we got sick of that and cards we just decided to keep drinking. Halfie was already pretty roaring at the end of monopoly but we poured him big cups of the wine-in-a-box and forced him to keep drinking. I am so going to hell for these peer pressure behaviors. He got really fucked up as did I. Coolie was driving and stayed sober while Jewboy drank a bit but not much because he played the Jewish mother role of minding Halfie most of the evening. So I offered up the idea of getting Halfie and I really drunk and going down to Ann Arbor (we're in Saline at this point). They concur and the big glasses continue. I have a fun time egging Halfie on and being all drunk me with lots of yelling, although he yelled more than I did, *poor migrant mexican neighbors!* and eventually we were ready to go. With nowhere open we went to the Fleetwood drunk off my ass. Great times. Halfie stole fries, fell on his ass in his chair outside which I found so funny that I had to tackle him into the cement again. (told you I was evil) We all stopped in the bathroom and I had a nice sexual hit-onish chat with a butch lessie girl down there while waiting for the loo. She wasn't hot and was probably just being nice because I was rather fucked up due to the fact that I yelled at her when she passed our table and she didn't stop. So much for romance. We decided not to wander after entertaining most of the people sitting outside at the Fleetwood, though I noticed we drove them off when the tables were empty at 5am. So we went back to Halfie's apartment to put him to bed. We tried that for awhile and he came back out, drank the lasts of the 5 Liters of wine. I rushed him a few more times, I was VERY drunk, and tackled the crap outta him and we play fighted to prove his claims of knowing Jujitsu. Eventually he was down on the floor for the count. Jewboy and I decided that we should head home to sleep some and apologized to Coolie who now had to mind him until he sobered up. So I got into bed at about 6am and I was up and going strong before noon. Had some weird dreams about spk and I apologize for not phoning but once I thought about you it was waaay too late to wake you up with drunk Daphne. I decided you wanted your sleep more than loud annoying me at 2am. and we've decided that next week we should get him drunk and stoned and go out to Deja Vu. make sure he gets some ones and such and see what that brings up. Hopefully they will let us in and not throw us out. anyone know of anything fun to do for Halloween? all the suggestions from that crew involve crashing a party which could be interesting... |