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Meet the Leader of the Retard Patrol Ok, I see why I can't get laid. I am officially too stupid to breed. Put me right up there on retard patrol with idiotmilk... walking to the library, lalalala walk and think lalalala dangerous, no? see two legs of a construction sign...lalalala I can walk under this... WHAP! uh no, I can't. especially because the construction sign is a diamond and thus scrapes my scalp in addition to merely wonking me on the head like the little tard that I am. so now I am in the library with the girl I want to impress with a bloody scalp and a story that doesn't make me look at all good. well at least she was nice enough to look at it with me in the bathroom... anyone want to screw a walking moron with lots of closed head injuries? pray my scalp stops bleeding soon, thanks. Daphne |