I created a FAQ file yesterday cause I'm sick of answering the same questions over and over to couples who ask. So, in the spirit of testing it out, I'm gonna post it here. (that and I have little else to post besides bad dreams and dog misbehaviors this weekend). So, give it a read over in case you were looking to party. If you can't follow the basic rules, don't bother contacting me. (should be fairly straightforward, though I'm sure all the jerkers will be seeing this site after the long perversion list included)
All right, not to be snitty, but you've asked me one of the usual boring questions that all couples ask me. As I'm sick of constantly repeating myself these days, I've created a file that answers all these questions for you. If you want to know something that isn't covered in this file, let me know, but READ this first! I will try to be as thorough as possible about my desires, but I will warn you that I am into a lot of things that you might not enjoy. That's okay. I don't expect everything to be met in a single encounter. I'm just listing them as most people don't understand what I mean when I say I like everything. So, please keep that in mind if you see some activities that seem too freaky for you.
Onto the questions...
A/S/L and general stats:
If I don't iggy you for asking, I live in Brighton, MI towards Wixom and easily locatable off the freeway. I'm a SINGLE BI FEMALE, 23, and I am primarily seeking COUPLES. I do enjoy SINGLE WOMEN too, but men won't be able to get their foot in the door right now. As for body stats, I'm 5' 6", 140lbs, with brown hair, green eyes, and a great attitude once I meet someone in person. I can send pics if needed, but I'm not into doing cam shows or pic trading. I like to play in person.
Are you Bi?
I always find this a silly one to ask, but YES. I wouldn't be seeking COUPLES otherwise! I am a fully reciprocating bi girl and I expect to play with a fully reciprocating bi woman. Couples where the woman is passive or just curious keep looking elsewhere. I am more into pussy than cock right now, so if she's not into me the encounter will just be a waste of time. (Sorry if I'm coming off harsh, but the amount of BS I get is high these days.)
Do you meet single guys?
Uhhh if you're a couple asking me this: NO. I am SO sick of men posing as couples to meet alone. Just keep moving on right now buddy. Unless I've met you two consistantly together for several months, I don't play with male partners alone. Female parters are more than welcome to come on their own, however.
How Far Will You Travel?
As the price of premium out here is $2.55 a gallon at the cheap stations, NOT FAR. In fact, I live alone with a small dog so I perfer to host. I usually require a couple to come my way for the first visit, but if we hit it off I might visit you in the future. However, due to my occupation as a freelance writer, ANY couple that wants me to travel will have to give me gas money. I know that sounds bad, but I am going flat broke right now so I really do need that $20 to top off my tank for such pleasure trips.
What do you like to do (sexually)?
I hate this question, hence why I made this file. I'm going to break this down into REQUIREMENTS for an encounter, OPTIONAL fun stuff, and then a list of alternative perversions I don't expect you to subscribe to, but that I like to throw out there for the real freaks.
Requirements for fun with a couple (pretty basic):
ALL MEN MUST WEAR CONDOMS FOR PENETRATIVE SEX
ALL LADIES MUST BE FULLY BI
Optional Fun Stuff I Like Doing With Couples (long lists):
WITH MEN I LIKE
WITH WOMEN I LIKE
WITH BOTH I LIKE
Other Stuff I Like (but you don't have to):
RANDOM PERVERIONS LIST
THINGS I DON'T LIKE
I think that covers most everything.
What Do You Like? (non-sexually)
one of the few more interesting questions. As I study sex, write sex, and paint sex, many people overlook the fact that I get sick of talking about sex. Don't get me wrong, I do like my field, but at times I just want to think about something else. If you'd like to be a nice couple and chat with me about my other interests, check out the list below.
How Often/Hard Can You Cum?
Not a good question to ask me. I'm a VERY slow cummer, even for women, though it might improve with this drought of sex I've been having. I tend to be insecure about this part of my life as I love the lifestyle, but sometimes hearing everyone else in the room moaning just reminds me of how slow I really am. I can cum, however, it just takes LOTS of stimulation, and after the first one the rest pop off much easier. I don't squirt, however, so its mostly self contained, but if its really good my pussy will clench enough to throw your cock out of there. I just ask that you refrain from telling me how easily your wife cums because I get kind of envious of those women who can cum in two strokes while I'm a good 30 min hard ride.
I think that's about it for now. Can't think of any other biggies that annoy me on a regular basis. I will keep updating this file as I find more though, rest assured. As you've read over all the usual questions, feel free to branch out and ask me something new. If you ask something I've already covered, I will point you back to this file, so beware. There will be a test on it later :)
Lemme know anything else I should add.