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Cumming in the Tub Okay any of you idiots who voted for Bush, don't talk to me anymore. Anyone who wants to join me in forming an artist's sex and stoner commune somewhere in Canada or the Neatherlands feel free to email me. All you need are clean STD results and the drive to smoke a lot of pot. With a big enough group we'll move out of here to somewhere where we can fuck who we want when we want to with all the benefits of getting high! yeah that's not going to happen but it's a nice thought. Speaking of which, seems I'm not going to court today. That's okay though, the battle of the bitches isn't over legally or otherwise. If you're reading this, I suggest you stop fucking with me and pay me you fucking whore because I'm not above sending you to prison or coming after other precious assets in your life. Just give me my money and I'll go away. Promise. Other than that, I learned how to cum in my tub last night. I was bored waiting for Dan to visit so I decided to give it a try. It took a while, but it worked. It wasn't a super shaking cum, but it was a light peak like I get from oral sex. I had a hard time fantasizing due to having to focus on where the water was running (I have an old faucet) but overall it was pretty good. A soft cum that took some time, but I would recommend it if you're filling the bath or just bored lying around in all that water. Anyway, I should work on that memory piece I keep thinking I'll do. I'm just so blah about life right now. I can't seem to get my money out of hock. I'm going broke, which means I'll probably move in with either my father or Dan after another six months. God won't even listen to my prayers for the country. I can't seem to get a real job, even though I know I don't want one. I can't get porno jobs because of my body, which won't drop weight no matter what I try. Arrrghhh I'm so depressed with myself. I'll just head back to bed. Daphne |