Incredibly Pointless Meme
Hey Kids, I decided to do a silly quiz thing because I don't really want to think much today. I am doing better though. The estimate cost me $850, but a few guys showed up yesterday so I had some money to buy painting supplies. So, unless I get some work, I'm going to be painting this oval canvas today for the Habitat for Women art auction. I want to do a portrait of a woman in a strong pose. Will see how that works out.
Oh, I talked to the lawyer and we might have something :D Can't get detailed, but plans are a'brewin'.
Anyway, here's the silly meme!
Are you named after anyone?
Alias: Daphne from Scooby-Doo, even though I understand how the nymph myth fits in too.
Legal Name: A small Sci-Fi princess from an early Sci-Fi writer. Hint: He also wrote Tarzan On the bright side, I could have been named Podkayne (girl) or Mars Kadar or Agamemnon if I was a boy. My mom wanted to name me Nancy Ann (after N. Drew), but Dad wanted the SF background. We have a silly family tradition of naming the firstborn after some literary character, don't ask.
Do you wish on stars?
No. I do pray an awful lot for an agnostic though.
Which finger is your favorite?
Right now, the far right pinky is my favorite to bite the skin off of and pull hangnails out of. You've never seen me though, I am one HELL of a nailbiter sometimes.
When did you last cry?
When I hit my neighbor's car yesterday cause I am a dumbass. I usually cry more because I'm frustrated than I'm sad. This caused a lot of problems in school because I would cry at math.
Do you like your handwriting?
Yes. My father and I used to argue about who had worse handwriting. He still thinks his is perfect while mind is too big. I tend to disagree as many teachers couldn't read his notes and, thanks to sevearl years in clerical jobs, my handwriting is extremely legible to anyone. Oh, I am counting printing as handwriting here because my script, unless done with a fountain pen, is pretty horrible.
What's your favorite lunch meat?
Any bad habits?
Uhhhh a lot. I pick my nose, eyes, ass, fingers, belly button, ears, etc all in public. (Dan recently reprimanded me for doing that in front of his co-workers) I am also addicted to sex, painting, weed, and more sex. I can be lazy as hell. I am a bit of an intellectual snob as I'm fresh out of college. Eh, that's a good start...
What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf?
children's Classic Film Favorites, though I have an awful lot of weird classical stuff too. I recently repossessed my CD tower from my father and I bought a ton of $10 CDs in high school.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Maybe. I'm weird, sarcastic and interesting. I might be if my attitude didn't frighten me off.
Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?
No, but you do have to specify that after telling me something. If you don't tell me, "don't talk about this" I will talk about it, but if you tell me to keep my mouth shut I will.
Do looks matter?
Yup. I will do almost anyone for cash, but if we're talking freebies, LOOKS and COCK SIZE matter.
How do you release anger?
I'd like to have a slave to beat up, but I usually just write it out. I'm actually a pretty peaceful person. Dan tends to get angry much more often than I do. My usual problem is boredom.
Where is your second home?
What was your favorite toy as a child?
My Little Ponies. I have a HUGE collection of them at Dad's still. Seriously. I also liked He-Man/She-Ra, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Ghostbusters. Oh how my brothers and I used to act those out!
What class in school do you think is totally useless?
All the DARE classes. Everything else I can almost justify as being useful to at least some section of society, yes even Home Ec, but DARE just had no point. Those of you who are older, you're lucky to have missed this. I was also part of the Smoke Free Class of 2000! which gave us several pep assemblies throughout our education that also sucked. By the way, smoking and doing drugs isn't the WORST thing in the world kids.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Nooooo....what me, never! (I was voted most sarcastic in my high school graduating class)
Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
No, but I have wanted to. I just worry that if I crowd dive, the crowd will part like the Red sea because of my weight.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Hot bod, perferably a brain, money, independence, and a certain amount of open-mindedness.
What are your nicknames?
Muxxie, not going into the nicknames they called me in school.
Would you bungee jump?
If I knew I wasn't going to die, sure. I might skydive with Dan sometime soon. I think I might be able to handle that.
Do you think you are strong-willed?
On some things.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cooke dough. I LOVE the cookie dough!!!
8.5 wide. varies by brand. I didn't wear shoes until I started school so my feet weren't bound like a lot of Americans. This is good because I won't have foot problems, but it takes me much longer to fit my wide toespread into shoes. I usually go barefoot at home when I'm working anyway.
What are your favorite colors?
Primary ones. Red's real good. Like most anything jewel tones.
What is your least favorite thing?
Eating scat, I dunno....
How many widsom teeth do you have?
Four and they're all impacted. I used to think I had none because they didn't come up, but it seems that at least the lower two need to be removed so I won't suffer from infection when I'm old. Yay.
How many people have a crush on you right now?
Not enough. If you like me send fan mail!!
What color pants are you wearing?
I'm not wearing any bottoms, sorry.
What are you listening to right now?
Madame Butterfly, I think. Opera for those of you normal folks. Told you I was weird.
Last thing you ate?
Ripoff brand Cheerios.
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Bright red. :D
What is the weather like right now?
Partly cloudy, looks like it might rain again. Stupid Michigan summer.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?