The 89 Collection
All right, before we get into the meaty material today I must address a few things.
As sexyaetheist asked us all to not "gloat" on her blog about Detroit's triumph I decided to not send her a note asking what the hell happened to Shaq's shooting ability last night. I will only assume it transferred to his fouling ability. Not to be mean, but I think Detroit needs to gloat on these matters because, aside from the Red Wings and being the most violent city in America, we don't win a lot of shit. (though I think we got back that Murder Capital title again) So, fuck LA, we need to roar in your faces! You've had the Lakers winning for years, we haven't seen anything in over ten years! Let us have our gloaty moment in the sun, we don't got much else out this way. I mean, LA at least has sluts and porno conventions and shit.
In other news, only one more bit, my client yesterday was pretty cool except for a slight cock abnormality. It wasn't anything bad but I wished that I had the camara! He was a cool IT guy with a nice dick who was youngish. His dick though had a really long urethra opening. Normally, men's pissholes are 1/8-1/4" and I think he had one that was about 1/2" ! It went down most of the way of his head following the curve of it. It didn't hurt and he claimed no doctor ever pointed it out to him before. It was all right to lick though because it was kind of like eating pussy while sucking cock in a way, though I don't think sticking my tongue in it did much for him. It was an interesting cock though and I will try and get pics if I ever run into him again.
Now for the main course...
This started out as me messing with the camera to get pics of the Jag, and then I realized it would make an interesting comparison with the other 89 vehicles we own so without further ado...
Here's the Jag aka the Import Beater!
With a cute front end...
Yes, you can stalk me...
Lovely interior for the most part. See those tapes? That's actually an 80s cell phone holder. No cup holders but that! Brits ARE weird...oh and all that is REAL wood and inlay.
The one part of the interior that's fucked up.
The swell spoke WHEELS (not caps) that are about $1000 to replace. Note the bullet caps, that's all me!
This is the engine, it's called a six-in-a-row. For all those of you who have no idea what you're looking at, like me, rest assured it's a pain to fix.
Now for comparison, we have the 89 Camero, aka the American Beater!
we do have extra panals and shit to fix this bitch up. Amazingly it looks nice in these pics.
Here's the lovely non-leather interior, complete with trash area.
This is what we refer to as "the ghostie". We have been trying to amend the celing with toothpicks and tacks, but it's not working. It's especially bad when you're stoned and paranoid.
And to round out the house, the Beater Truck! This vehicle is currently non-running.
But don't it look nice?
Pretty bare bones inside, but I actually like riding in it.
Beautiful example of the rust problem, and in the bed is the transmission or something that needs to be swapped out.
And for the grande finale...the one vehicle that is the most reliable the nicest of all the collection...the 83 Beater Bike! Don't worry, Dan's nicer chopper will be ready soon.
Okay, as I am now up to 33% of my image allowance because of this, I will go. Hope these load well for you and aren't too big :D