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Smegma Dries Orange! Morning again...not too sure how much I want to write because it's my day off and, as per usual, I don't feel like doing shit. Yesterday was good though. I forgot to reply to my afternoon client last night and as he didn't call I didn't think he was going to make our meeting. I went back to Ann Arbor though because I had the morning client to deal with. The morning one was all right. He was cute, dressed anyways, with a blond crewcut and goatee. He was stocky, but younger in his mid-30s. Undressed though, he was extremely hairy and called himself "the missing link". Yeah. I figured these few weeks have been the weeks for bears and didn't complain. He was rather easy to get off though, and that was a plus. He came once with straight missionary fucking that wasn't too bad for yours truly. If he could have angled it a little better I might have made the moans a little more real. As it was, it wasn't too bad, and it's always nice to see men close their eyes and enjoy you. When he came though, he came a lot! His recharge time was low though and for the second orgasm he came from my handjob (I got the grip of a boy). I licked a good deal of it up and off of him before I washed him off in the bathroom. I asked if he wanted to go for a third, but he said he had to leave and run some errands before attending the playoff game. Quick sidenote, I am VERY happy that the Pistons won against the Lakers last night. I thought of sexyaetheist the entire time because I know she loves the Lakers. Well, ha ha! Our defense kicked your ass to a 20 point lead! I also actually learned last night that watching basketball can be fun. I shall no longer dis all sports, though I am a little pissed that the Lakers relied on the fouling strategy whereby anytime we headed to the hoop O'Neal or somebody would push them onto the floor. I mean, come on now, leave him alone and get your own scoring act together! Anyways, the second client was fun although short. He was older, retired, but hairless, which I appreciated after seeing all the bears. He's also looking for a regular and I might be it! I doubt it, but we'll see. The session was short because I mostly just gave him oral and he helped himself cum. I was patient, as always with older men, and I asked if he wanted to try for another orgasm. He told me no, but that he loved my head and I was glad about that. (I also licked him clean after he came). He also taught me a little something about uncut dicks. He was only average in size but I asked if he liked the foreskin peeled back or left over his head, he said left over. Well, while we were washing up I found a ton of dried smegma lying under the foreskin behind the head of the penis. Strangely enough, when dried smegma is orange! Like, bright crayola orange! I didn't want to hurt him with my nails and he claimed that it was normal and he must have missed it in the shower that morning, but it was certainly odd looking to me but it did demonstrate that circumcision in America might actually have a hygenic basis (they still claim this today). I can understand how a mother might miss finding smegma under the foreskin and how this could possibly cause pain/infection so that justification isn't all bullshit. Before this time, I had only seen big uncut dicks without large amounts of smegma, but everyone is different. Hmmmm how many hits will I have tomorrow from the word smegma? So, other than making more in two weeks than I made in a month of the dayjob, oh and getting a parking fine that I couldn't pay yesterday, nothing much is going on. I am reading my book on whores and generally enjoying myself. Get to see my father today and get the lecture of Get A Job, which I think I can survive. Daphne |