Hoy. I don't think I want to keep dealing with certain asshats in my life. I think today will be a lazy day where I do very little and ignore the world. Sadly, this could quickly turn to every day if I either don't list myself on more boards or get myself a real job. Personally, I don't want to do either...but we'll see.
God, I am so bored that I won't get into yesterday except to say that my car will make it everywhere and back. Good to know.
Here's a nice little semi constructive quiz I stole from Paz.
1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
Uhhh the first half no, the second half I wish! sometimes i wonder, but I rarely ever try and "look hot" except for special dates and stuff. I like to be recognized but I usually look like the casual human I am.
2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
they're only altered to remove my ugly shoulder scar. I do that with every photo in case my parents ever find them because there is another girl who worked for fuckingmachines.com who looked just like me, that and the less deformities I have the better chance I have of getting some clients.
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
That's fine. I don't get much good email so every little bit helps.
4. Do you lie in your blog?
No. I have never outrightly lied in the blog. I have, occasionally, changed some details around to protect some people but I have never outrightly told anything false.
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
Uhhh...possibly? I'll admit I'm a lazy wuss in life but I try not to convey that too hard core on here.
6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
the only time I debated about ceasing writing I was half serious. Didn't get too much response not to stop, but then again I doubt too many read me.
7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
I was and I hated it. Never going back.
8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
Ummm nobody really comments. Usually don't get mean ones if they do. Don't make fakes, don't see the point.
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
some have turned me on, but generally don't jerk off to the computer. I perfer my mental porno instead.
10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
Less. I am seriously dominant and sarcastic. This generally tends to go off poorly in person. I also can be kind of a bitch. I can be really nice and kind too but I am generally a men's girl. Don't get along with women at all.
11. Do you have a job?
Not an entirely legal one, no.
12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
I have a hard time getting off my ass to write now, but probably would. Query is who would pay for whore stories?
13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
A lot of them :)
14. How many bloggers have you made out with?
Many. don't honestly know.
15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
Less, I do have savings and investments and such but because I have grown up so poor and I'm unemployed now I act like the mooch that i can be.
16. Does your family read your blog?
God i hope not.
17. How old is your blog?
wouldn't know without checking.
18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
I care, but I am only in the low 100s usually.
19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
Just this one, though I have had offers to move to LJ.
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
What? Uhhh no.
21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
As nobody pays me for this, no.
22. Is blogging narcissistic?
completely, but I am a narcissist so not an issue.
23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time?
Not really guilt, more like pissed that I have so much content to document. Lol, like it's a job or something.
24. Do you like John Mayer?
25. Do you have enemies?
Possibly. I am fairly oblivious if I do.
26. Are you lonely?
sometimes, rarely though.
27. Why bother?
:P cause I am MUCH more interesting than the other dumb sluts.
Seems I got a booking for home for 1pm. Going to put more miles on the Jag. ahh well, this guy seems legit so that's a good thing.