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Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Jag? :D pretty much everyone. It's cleaned now and I did get it for my purchase price, $3500. yea, you bitches heard me right. I got to get another tire and some basic parts to make it nice, but that's mostly Dan pressuring me. the bitch also costs on gas because we have to use AT LEAST midrange fuel. spoiled car. It's okay though, it runs wonderfully, except for the little problem that it doesn't like driving under 50mph. I mean, it will do it, but you have to have the lightest touch on the pedals otherwise !BAMN! 50 again. It does a nice trot around 80 or so, but we haven't pushed it past 90 yet. The speedo reads out to 150...yeah fast for an old person's luxury car. it's sweet on the styling and extras too...so in love with it! power everything, real wood inlays, nice leather seats and carpet, and a truck big enough to transport three people comfortable (seriously). the engine's huge, a 6 in-line for those of you who care, and the hood opens kind of funky. Well, there are a lot of funky british things on it, but I don't mind. The locks don't go by button, they go by the driver's side door, the steering wheel doesn't tilt but it does slide forward and back, there is only one whinsheild wiper that covers the whole windsheild, the hood pops open in reverse, my armrest/caddie is in the shape of a huge 80s cell phone instead of normal cupholders (fucking hilarious you locals should check it out)(do the british drink and drive?), the sunroof only goes halfway, and the wheels are full spoke wheels and probably expensive as hell to replace. But it's a cool car and it fits me like a glove. I haven't had problems driving it and it's nice to have a car that doesn't fight me. It's also nice to have a car people don't wanna hit. Usually I intimidate other drivers with a wrecker that says "I can take you, and I don't care about damage". Now I have a Jag that says "don't hit me, I'm expensive and my owner is white and probably can afford to sue your ass". This has already come in handy as I had an episode turning into Dan's drive a few moments ago. I got into the turn lane way in advance, all signals on, and this asshole in a fucking Crown Vic or something, old fucker, turns right in front of me just as I am about to go. He honks, the lady behind him honks as I throw on my breaks and decide to turn in front of his cutting off ass. It worked out, he got behind me with lots of honking at my bad driving (I get over early to warn people away, ussually works) and I decided that most Jag owners are assholes, and now I am one too. It's okay. I am happy with that. Heh. I also nearly lost it on this black guy washing his jap crap accura or some shit like that because he did one full cycle with the soapy brush and then he did another!!! i was like "nigger your POS is clean! Let me wash something good in there!! washing your shitty newish Honda-Jap-Crap will not help with the ladies!!" fortunately, nobody heard my ranting and after a repeat cycle he let us have the spot. I lost the chick behind me though in red convertible I was starting at...grr... oh yeah, one more bene!! I might be able to get some hotties with my car!! I am so middle-age-manny!!! Ok off to photoshop porn, ta! Daphne |