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Down with Dr. Bungholio! Ok, this looks to be a long entry on the horrors of the hospital experiment and the wonder of having Tday without the family, and not having to eat yucky tuna as punishment. Feel free to skip around and mightymaven linkers, please thank her for the nice review. Hospital experiment was all right. I lived and that's about all I got out of it. Well, the money too. I was thinking of writing a book about whoring and being a lab rat recently because there is a lot in common and at times i feel more demeaned as a medical experiment than as a whore. I think it would be interesting anyways. Anyway, it sucked. GoLYTLY is hell, never take the shit. Took me 3 hours to drink 2 liters of the stuff and then i was still peeing out of my butt the next day. My asshole was sore so I was worried about the tubing going up there but more on that later. I got in on time and had to work with three doctors that day. Everything was going decently well until they had to do the IV. Suppossedly I have really slim tiny ass veins which suck for IVs. good to know I guess. My doctor who i have been working with on these things for awhile took one shot and the vein collapsed. (I should mention that I HATE needles) The second doctor, who I will now label Dr. Bungholio, gave it a go into the elbow with a good thrust that hurt like hell and made me scream and he KEPT going while telling me to calm down, it seems when you panic the veins run from the surface. So after a bit of digging he stopped and called in the nurse. and like all good hot older male nurses, no he didn't appear gay just cute and bearded, he got it right with only a little pain in my wrist. That's only the start. So they put me under, yay i tend to think. and thank god they got the two feet of colonscopy tube up me then because for some reason the sedative didn't work too well on me. I was supposed to be down for the whole session but I woke up to SHARP FUCKING STOMACH PAINS!!! After repeating the inflations of the balloon I had nicely swallowed a few times to make sure it was that one that was killing me, they pulled it partway out because, their theory, it was trapped in the space just before my intestines. Trust me it hurt. I went to sleep a bit more before finishing that part and then we took a break. Ha Ha though, I had mistakenly thought that they would take the tubes outta my ass and let me walk around a bit. they didn't. I got to spend the break also on the not-so-padded hospital gurney on my back. Most of the study was on my side so my back hurt like hell most of the time. The earlier studies I was at least always on my back. and yea, i know they needed access to my bum. So second session goes along all right. They want me to sleep, I can't I think my body no longer trusts them. About half an hour before it's all over though, and i am tres whiny about being on my side with two feet of tube up my ass which is getting more and more uncomfortable as the drugs wear off,(By the way, I did beg them for more sedative in the first part of the day but they refused to give it to me, those assholes) they decide that they want to check the placement of the balloon in my stomach. so we head down to get xrays, I get wheeled through the doors which was kind of fun. they check me out again and find that they must move the tube or the day is wasted. So i let my doctor take a stab at it and he fails so he lets Dr. Bungholio take a crack at it. Here's where I hate the second doctor again. Swallowing a huge tube is hard. My throat is chafed and raw. I must clench my teeth on the tubing to swallow and I tried to explain this to him but he decides that I am not going fast enough so he puts his hand under my jaw and tries to force my mouth open while pushing the tubing in. I can't breathe, I panic, I gag like hell and then i start wriggling to get the hell away from him. He lets me go and my doctor asks if I can attempt it again. I tell him only if he is doing it, I am sick of the manipulations of Dr. Bunghole. My doc makes it work and I run the last half hour with little issue. They take me down, Dr. Bungholio does one last maltreatment when pulling out the colonoscopy tubing in that he pulls it really fast while telling me to relax. It feels like he is pulling my intestines out, but it doesn't hurt, luckily. so that was that. And I have no idea if I will ever undergo these ordeals again. I will have to tell my doctor if he calls me that I won't deal with his assisstant the bungholio under any means. he is too rough and too speedy for me. Sorry about the long entry. Turkey day was nice. Spk and I ate out at Beaver Creek in Westland. Very good dinner and eye candy of girls kissing each other on the cheek. Played pinball and came home to watch Escanaba in the Moonlight. Very nice and funny movie. Ok my long nails are getting annoying so I am going to go. Will update again tomorrow and thanks everyone for the email! Daphne |