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drunk debauchery with good safe friends Goddamnit, it ate my wonderful entry on boobs and the Denny's folk... aight, short version. Went drinking last night with my chums and I think that I have determined that Halfie is gay via the Breast Test. Troma came over and drank with us at Coolie and Halfie's and while I was getting lit I got clumsy and knocked a wine cup over onto the floor. I apologized but I got part of it on my shirt too so I had to take it off to rinse it out. I did and I asked where I could leave it to dry for an hour or so because it was a bit cold to wear. I threw it on the bathroom heater and came back out to sit with everyone. Now, most of my friends have seen me in some state of disarray like this and I thought that Coolie and Halfie could deal with it but I guess not. It drove Halfie away from drinking and back into his room until I bit the bullet and pulled my cold top back on. So yeah, he's gay. most men can deal with the boobs even if they aren't the best. went to Denny's and had a lovely time messing with Mulletman. I was tongue waggling towards this hot blonde in a cavewoman outfit and he thought that I meant him so he moved closer to us. Then he started to shake his head and tell me that "he doesn't do none of that." I retorted with "Oh, you're not interested in girls, my mistake!" He got a bit miffed at that so he went back to cavegirl and her fat black friend and said "No, I do girls like these, two at a time!" and danced around wiggling his pelvis. (oh the male courtship display) I beckoned him over and asked if cavegirl was bi and he wanted to know why so i told him that she was hot. He said no but after like 30 seconds of talking to her he waved me over there and she told me her name and asked why I wanted to know. I told her that I thought she was hot and I was interested and then I got shy and went back to my table. Nothing happened after that, although I did want to lead Mulletman on about a 3way just to be an evil bitch but they laughed at me and left me alone after that. Last funny event of the evening was cramming everyone into the Saturn to drive back to our cars. I sat on Coolie's lap in the front and tried to give him a lapdance in the tight space of the Saturn. killed my knees but that was my repayment for the floor, lol. it was horrible but funny as hell. got home and to bed at about four so I think that I am making good progress... got nothing done yesterday though so the weekend is going to be hell. getting pierced though so pray I live through that. I hope we can get Halfie drunk next weekend, I really wanted to use him as a punching bag last night but it didn't work out so I just did silly shit with my friends instead. Daphne |